Tonkotsu Broth, Chashu and Ajitsuke Tamago ready? Aite, you’re all set to Ramen on!

Yellow gold which elevates a bowl of ramen. Just go ahead and make it you twat!

You need mad arm strength for this. And a brain.

Takes 13 hours to make and might not get you to Japanese ramen level, but it’ll take you fuckin close.

Feeling exotic yet?

This is more a British dish than Indian. Go on, disagree, we dare you.

This dish is a burst of flavour in your mouth.

Zaatar is the best, my husband would snort it if he could. This dish is so fuckin good.

Get your ass to an Asian store and pick up all ingredients needed. Or don’t bother making this at all.

Say goodbye to your asshole already!

Doesn’t pork make everything better?

Vámonos! What are you waiting for? You know you want to shove this in your mouth.